ONE IN A MILLION????

1. say say say, if the bitch is one in a million...

2. then malaysia has 26million people... say, half of them are women.... 13million people

3. then there are 13 bitches...

4. and this world has 6 billion divided by 2 equals 3000000000... then

5. 3000000000... HENCE there are 3000 bitches in this world... 

6. never mind bro... she's not the one... she is "a" one...

7. and we are living in the world where TEN is the peak and ONE is the lowest of the low...

Personal Notes:

1. I'm a TEN...

September Semester

1. Malaysia is HOT and HUMID all year long
2. it doesn't help anything i might add. it prolongs the duration of the under-grads to complete their study.
3. it rockets the money to be spent on rented house if there is any contract.
4. most foreign students can't graduate sooner since they can't do the twinning program here during their summer/winter holidays thanks to malaysian university system is following the international...
5. Football leagues in Russia and Argentina do not follow the UEFA system (AUG-APR)
6. poor me... i'm still stuck in this academic factory...
7. I RELUCTANTLY ACCEPT THE POSTPONEMENT OF MY GRADUATION DAY...
8. i do believe in a thing called GRACE... i just had to pay rm400++ for a semester since people around me paid RM10000++  a year in private universities...
9. YB SAIFUDDIN ABDULLAH, PLEASE RE-RE-CONSIDER THIS ACTION... since i believe the deputy does more works than the one-up chap... plus i don't know who the minister of higher edu is...
10. It should be commencing along the placement of POLIS BANTUAN as security and there will be no Bull-Shit things about the long hair etc...

MISINTERPRETATION 101 -SPENDER VS JISM

1. Universally, SPENDER means a person who spends...


But in Malaysia,  SPENDER means
 


AN UNDERWEAR!!!!




2. In Malaysia, JISM (straight to the point, DR JISM) is so-called a life-saving machine that can cure lots of diseases...



BUT Universally, JISM means The thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract or


 SEMEN!!!!!


3. this is funny... TRY TO COMPARE THIS



WITH


AND


Personal Notes:
1. The singer in the third video (i don't know who) seems to be shouting like a pasar-malam-auntie who sells underwear... it could be misinterpreted by SOME (some some) Malay people and those who are against PPSMI and they will understand it as BELI SPENDER!!!! or SPENDER BESAR!!!!!

When stupid people making FAKE PROFILES

Here are the links of stupid people who wanted to catch the fame using other people's PICTURES...
NO.1: STUPIDASS: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001601042497


She claims that she is a medic student in UM and she claims that her name is
NURUL ATIKAH ZAHARAH 
or
POWER RANGERS PINK... 


I bet that she didn't realise that she TOOK the pictures of a FILIPINO named
KIMBERLY CHANPONGCO...

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee5KBu0SuGw
• http://www.perfspot.com/profile.asp?uid=5EEADF2C-451B-499C-B3AC-45FC29720074
• http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Kimberly+Chanpongco&aq=f

THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM WHO FELL FOR THIS STUPID FAKEY!!! MORE THAN THESE NAMES!!!


HEY!!! WANT TO KNOW MORE???
THIS IS FUCKINGLY FUCKINGLY STUPID!! pardon my french...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=452585938497&set=o.122477671100219
WHAT A BLOODY DISGRACE!!!



http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=458203068497&set=o.122477671100219
CAPRICE????? LAME!!!!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=458204448497&set=o.122477671100219


EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT SHE IS THE ONE WHO DOES THE CIPLAK THING!!!
SMART MALAY PEOPLE DON'T USE STUPID TYPING WAY LIKE "jewww, kew, lew, adew, sakitnyew"... stupid is as stupid does...




AND THIS IS AN EPIC FAIL!!!!

TRY TO COMPARE WITH THIS!!!!


http://www.texasheartinstitute.org/HIC/HeartDoctor/answer_1233.cfm

PLAGIARISM BY A STUPID BITCH WHO CLAIMS HERSELF AS A MEDIC STUDENT...


She claims that she is a student in UM... how can she pretend to be a UM student (MEDIC BY THE WAY) when the majority of her friends DON'T KNOW HER and NEVER MET HER...
PLUS... IS IT POSSIBLE TO SAY "A UM CLASSROOM HAS A CROSS HANGING ON THE WALL???" Hmmmm



"macam mana boleh ada salib dalam kelas??? kat UM????"


P.S:
1. DON'T BE A DISGRACE FOR MALAY PEOPLE
2. DON'T CLAIM YOURSELF SMART
3. STOP TYPING LIKE FUCKINGLY FUCKING REMPIT BASTARDS WHO SNATCH OTHERS... YOU SNATCHED OTHER PERSON'S PICTURES BITCH!!!!
4. BE YOURSELF!!!

An Interesting Poem by an anonymous writer

Source: http://chedet.co.cc/chedetblog/2011/01/medium-of-teaching.html#more

By 6 Jahanam on January 24, 2011 12:39 PM

Dilahir di qamat, di teliga kanan,
Allah maha Besar,
Nabi Muhammad Persuruh Allah,
Mari mengerjakan sholat,
Mari menuju kejayaan.

Istillah kita disuruh mengejar akhirat,juga mengejar kejayaan Dunia.
Nak mengejar akhirat perlu belajar ALQURAN,
Nak mengejar Dunia,perlu belajar English.
Nak banyak berhayal perlu faham Melayu.

System Pelajaran Malaysia,Indonesia,Brunei perlu English sebagai medium pelajaran.Akuilah,ilmu sains,pembangunan,perubatan,ketenteraan,economy dan sebagainya sekarang English keperluanya untuk memahami pelajaran tersebut.
Dalam masa yg sama, kita perlu bahasa kebangsaan,melayu sebagai identity kita Malaysia.
Begitu juga jika sesuatu ilmu itu berasal dari Yahudi,mengapa tidak kita memahaminya.

Bukan bahasanya yg kita perlukan.
Ilmunya yg kita perlukan.

Nak mencuri cari guru curi,
Nak Merompak cari guru merompak.
Bahasa Melayu hanya Identity.

Ilmu Dunia sekarang lebih berasal dari ilmu English.
Jangan kita bongkak dengan bahasa kita,sebab tidak ada yg nyata,bahawa bahasa melayu ada kemajuan,ada ilmu.
Saya yakin dengan penukaran medium bahasa melayu ke English
amat perlu untuk generasi akan datang.
Satu contoh yg nyata,kebanyakan ahli politik Malaysia,tidak mampu berbahasa Inggeris, jadi macamana alhi politik ini bolih berinteraksi dengan duina luar ?

Democracy is TOTALLY PROHIBITED and ABUSIVE in...

1. A system where lots of idiots in it... Gather more idiots in the system: Let them trust you at the first place since the system itself already has a majority of idiots and feed them with things that will make them corrupted too.
2. A students society where lots of stupid Malay people in it...
3. A place where lots of idiots that can be manipulated...
4. A place where the leaders are as stupid as the people below them...
5. A place with lots of cocky Malays mirroring the actions of their mates' idiocies
6. A place with intelligent minority will always be disapproved by idiot and corrupted majority...
7. A place where the leader is greedy and nobody likes but afraid to fight since the society is a protectorate society...

Personal Notes:

1. I am not talking about the system of this country actually... It's just personal...
2. Same cliche happens over and over again when you put stupid malays on top and too many manipulated-corrupted stupid people as followers

Everybody is the winner... and was a swimmer

1. everybody had beaten millions of sperm...
2. and was swimming as fast as michael phelps
3. no need to worry now... we are the champions... no time for losers...

Malayan Tigress Sonnet

• Admit that you don't know football
• I'm sick of you
• Machang will always be a place where you used to shit and un-score
• I've had it enough
• Enough...
• How you met your Apex???
• Rationally speaking, nobody fucking cares about it
• Malaysia doesn't need a disgrace like you
• Enough!!!
• Lie down to my feet and I'll spit directly into your eyeballs
• Admit that you're merely a surrogate of your man's fame...

Personal Notes:

1. Remember Ina Naim....
2. Gather the capital letters

AJL is getting Lame

It's just Lame