Second Place is just the first place loser

. “Second Place is just the first place loser.”

by a former American NASCAR driver, the late Dale Eanhardt.

It reminds me on a German footballer that I bet the whole world knows him, Michael Ballack. Was he a top loser? He had never won a championship trophy since 2002 Champions League Final with Bayer Leverkusen, he captained Germany’s world cup campaign in 2006 and placed third, then he failed in the EURO 2008 campaign and placed second, just like the infamous penalty kick tragedy by John Terry in the finale of Champions League a few months back before EURO 2008 and in that season the team had never won any trophy:- 

Premierships and Champions League to Manchester United and Carling Cup to Spurs. Was he a first place loser for playing with first-place losing teams or the first-place losing teams lost because of first-place losing jinx like him? Speaking of jinx or sial, did he bring jinx to the teams he played?

So as Avram Grant. He won zero titles. All second place. And was the Jew a loser or he is just a born-loser? Do I sound like an anti-semitic? Ok, forget about him. Let’s look closer in my country, MALAYSIA.

 He was young and bright and talented and a doctor and an army captain but ironically he lasted in the second place of the race to the space where the slot to the space was only for one seat. He lost to a taller, more handsome guy who is an ‘Anak Datuk’ and at the end of the day, one up and one down. ‘The road not taken’ is just another road not taken because how far he managed to reach, he is still on earth. Pity him.

Hey, how about the winner?

-The Winner Takes All

“Winner winner, chicken dinner”

Personal Notes: 

1. The programme was merely a tour to the sky for space ‘TOURISTS’

2. Who loves to be triple-crossed???

3. A clown doesn't want to share the same comic with another clown...

4. The winner is now a Datuk and an icon for school kids... hahahaha
5. Don't watch surrogate (TUMPANG)