narrowide fiction: JANUARY MOVIES... WOMEN DON'T READ THIS

hey... it can be ROMANTIC TOO...

don't watch all those p.s i love you things and those movies about romance and memory-triggering which may lead you to attempt suicide...

"i am going to kill myself..."

take back your words because i am going to show you MY top 5 best break-up movies ever since JANUARY is around the corner...

"kisah kita berakhir di januari"- Glenn Freddly

hahaha... now guys, remember... watch these movies and bear in your mind that

"she is not the one... she is just a one... and we are living in the world where one is the lowest and ten is the peak... well... I'M A TEN..." -by an AWESOME bro with the name ahmadfaiz

so here the list goes...

5. HIGH FIDELITY

played by john cusack as Rob Gordon. The movie follows the most recent breakup of Gordon's, peaking with his attempts to determine just why all of his major relationship break-ups occured in the first place. This movie definitely falls into the comedy category, but still offers a large dose of reflective drama as a balance. and for a remark, the movie is

FEATURING JACK BLACK...

OVER TEN: 8.5

Personal Note: My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups, in chronological order...

4. FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL

This movie is about a midget slut named sarah marshall who had dumped his boyfriend Peter Bretter played by JASON SEGEL a.k.a Vanilla Thunder a.k.a Marshall Eriksen from how i met your mother for another man. Peter takes a trip to Hawaii. However, the vacation is ruined when he learns that Sarah and her new boyfriend, English rock star Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) are also guests of the resort. Taking pity on him, hotel concierge Rachel (Mila Kunis) offers him an expensive suite for free. Peter begins his vacation by spending all day drinking and weeping, but his mood brightens as he and Rachel spend time together and begin to fall for each other.

Mila Kunis is SO HOT!!!

OVER TEN: 8.7

Personal Note: REMINDER: IT CONTAINS SEGEL'S PUNAI... hahaha

3. THE SOCIAL NETWORK

Yeah, yeah... the movie is about the founding of facebook...

In 2003, Harvard U student MARK ZUCKERBERG played by JESSE EISENBERG has the idea to create a website to rate the attractiveness of female Harvard undergrads after his girlfriend Erica Albright (ROONEY MARA) breaks up with him. Mark hacks into the databases of various residence halls, downloads pictures and names of female students and, in a few hours, using an algorithm for ranking chess players supplied by his best friend EDUARDO SAVERIN (by ANDREW GARFIELD), he creates a website called "FaceMash", where male students can iteratively choose which of two girls presented at a time is more attractive.

This movie is not literally about break-ups but the subliminal message is here... HE IS NOW A BILLIONAIRE after the chick dumped him...

WELL DONE "BERG"!!!

EDUARDO SAVERIN IS CURRENTLY LIVING IN SINGAPORE

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DIDN'T PLAY SEAN PARKER... HE IS MORE LIKE BARNEY STINSON... ( the incomplete version) LOL

OVER TEN: 9.7(overall) 9.0(if it goes to the title)

Personal Note: it's final clubs not finals clubs

2. 500 DAYS OF SUMMER and ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

500 DAYS OF SUMMER:

After it looks as if she's left his life for good this time, Tom Hansen reflects back on the just over one year that he knew Summer Finn. Despite being physically average in almost every respect, Summer had always attracted the attention of men, Tom included. For Tom, it was love at first sight when she walked into the greeting card company where he worked, she the new administrative assistant. Soon, Tom knew that Summer was the woman with whom he wanted to spend the rest of his life. Although Summer did not believe in relationships or boyfriends - in her assertion, real life will always ultimately get in the way - Tom and Summer became more than just friends. Through the trials and tribulations of Tom and Summer's so-called relationship, Tom could always count on the advice of his two best friends, McKenzie and Paul. However, it is Tom's adolescent sister, Rachel, who is his voice of reason. After all is said and done, Tom is the one who ultimately has to make the choice to listen or not.

THE SOUNDTRACK IS A MUST STEAL!!!

OVER TEN: 9.5

Personal Note: Penis!!!!

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

WE CAN SEE THE MOST SERIOUS SIDE OF JIM CARREY!!!

and the appealing side of Kirsten Dunst

and Kate Winslet excellently "an American"

and Elijah Wood was a small timer

and Mark Ruffalo is totally hilarious in the glasses

OVER TEN: 9.5

Personal Note: Meet Me In Montauk...

1. ANNIE HALL and BEFORE SUNRISE and BEFORE SUNSET

ANNIE HALL

GENIUS... TOTALLY A GENIUS MOVIE by Woody Allen... Starring Woody Allen and Diane Keaton...
A nervous Romance...

OVER TEN: TEN

Personal Notes:
1. Love is too weak a word... LURVE, LOAF, LUFF with double Fs
2. La De Dah
3. The universe is Expanding
4. The VPL
5. I forgot my mantra
6. Call 911... the lobster squad...

BEFORE SUNRISE

While traveling through Europe on a train, a twentysomething American male meets a young French woman. It's his last day before returning to the US, but the two impulsively agree to spend his few remaining hours together.

OVER TEN: TEN

Personal Notes:

1. NO comment... Too many Memorable Quotes

2. Just watch it
3. Dring... dring...

BEFORE SUNSET

Filled with engaging dialogue, Before Sunset is a witty, poignant romance, with natural chemistry between Hawke and Delpy. Nine years ago, two strangers met by chance, spent a night together in Vienna, and parted before sunrise. Now, they're about to cross paths again--in Paris--where they will get the chance we all wish we had: to find out what might have been. The only problem is they have just a few hours to figure out if they belong together.