JANUARY MOVIES... WOMEN DON'T READ THIS

hey... it can be ROMANTIC TOO...


don't watch all those p.s i love you things and those movies about romance and memory-triggering which may lead you to attempt suicide...


"i am going to kill myself..."


take back your words because i am going to show you MY top 5 best break-up movies ever since JANUARY is around the corner...


"kisah kita berakhir di januari"- Glenn Freddly


hahaha... now guys, remember... watch these movies and bear in your mind that


"she is not the one... she is just a one... and we are living in the world where one is the lowest and ten is the peak... well... I'M A TEN..." -by an AWESOME bro with the name ahmadfaiz


so here the list goes...


5. HIGH FIDELITY


played by john cusack as Rob Gordon. The movie follows the most recent breakup of Gordon's, peaking with his attempts to determine just why all of his major relationship break-ups occured in the first place. This movie definitely falls into the comedy category, but still offers a large dose of reflective drama as a balance. and for a remark, the movie is


FEATURING JACK BLACK...


OVER TEN: 8.5


Personal Note: My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups, in chronological order...


4. FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
This movie is about a midget slut named sarah marshall who had dumped his boyfriend Peter Bretter played by JASON SEGEL a.k.a Vanilla Thunder a.k.a Marshall Eriksen from how i met your mother for another man. Peter takes a trip to Hawaii. However, the vacation is ruined when he learns that Sarah and her new boyfriend, English rock star Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) are also guests of the resort. Taking pity on him, hotel concierge Rachel (Mila Kunis) offers him an expensive suite for free. Peter begins his vacation by spending all day drinking and weeping, but his mood brightens as he and Rachel spend time together and begin to fall for each other.


Mila Kunis is SO HOT!!!




OVER TEN: 8.7


Personal Note: REMINDER: IT CONTAINS SEGEL'S PUNAI... hahaha


3. THE SOCIAL NETWORK


Yeah, yeah... the movie is about the founding of facebook...

In 2003, Harvard U student MARK ZUCKERBERG played by JESSE EISENBERG has the idea to create a website to rate the attractiveness of female Harvard undergrads after his girlfriend Erica Albright (ROONEY MARA) breaks up with him. Mark hacks into the databases of various residence halls, downloads pictures and names of female students and, in a few hours, using an algorithm for ranking chess players supplied by his best friend EDUARDO SAVERIN (by ANDREW GARFIELD), he creates a website called "FaceMash", where male students can iteratively choose which of two girls presented at a time is more attractive.


This movie is not literally about break-ups but the subliminal message is here... HE IS NOW A BILLIONAIRE after the chick dumped him...


 WELL DONE "BERG"!!!


EDUARDO SAVERIN IS CURRENTLY LIVING IN SINGAPORE


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DIDN'T PLAY SEAN PARKER... HE IS MORE LIKE BARNEY STINSON... ( the incomplete version) LOL


OVER TEN: 9.7(overall) 9.0(if it goes to the title)


Personal Note: it's final clubs not finals clubs




2. 500 DAYS OF SUMMER  and ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND




500 DAYS OF SUMMER:

After it looks as if she's left his life for good this time, Tom Hansen reflects back on the just over one year that he knew Summer Finn. Despite being physically average in almost every respect, Summer had always attracted the attention of men, Tom included. For Tom, it was love at first sight when she walked into the greeting card company where he worked, she the new administrative assistant. Soon, Tom knew that Summer was the woman with whom he wanted to spend the rest of his life. Although Summer did not believe in relationships or boyfriends - in her assertion, real life will always ultimately get in the way - Tom and Summer became more than just friends. Through the trials and tribulations of Tom and Summer's so-called relationship, Tom could always count on the advice of his two best friends, McKenzie and Paul. However, it is Tom's adolescent sister, Rachel, who is his voice of reason. After all is said and done, Tom is the one who ultimately has to make the choice to listen or not.

THE SOUNDTRACK IS A MUST STEAL!!!

OVER TEN: 9.5

Personal Note: Penis!!!!

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

WE CAN SEE THE MOST SERIOUS SIDE OF JIM CARREY!!!

and the appealing side of Kirsten Dunst

and Kate Winslet excellently "an American"

and Elijah Wood was a small timer

and Mark Ruffalo is totally hilarious in the glasses 

OVER TEN: 9.5


Personal Note: Meet Me In Montauk...




1. ANNIE HALL and BEFORE SUNRISE and BEFORE SUNSET



ANNIE HALL


GENIUS... TOTALLY A GENIUS MOVIE by Woody Allen... Starring Woody Allen and Diane Keaton...
A nervous Romance...

OVER TEN: TEN


Personal Notes:
1. Love is too weak a word... LURVE, LOAF, LUFF with double Fs
2. La De Dah
3. The universe is Expanding
4. The VPL
5. I forgot my mantra
6. Call 911... the lobster squad...


BEFORE SUNRISE


While traveling through Europe on a train, a twentysomething American male meets a young French woman. It's his last day before returning to the US, but the two impulsively agree to spend his few remaining hours together.


OVER TEN: TEN


Personal Notes:


1. NO comment... Too many Memorable Quotes

2. Just watch it
3. Dring... dring...





BEFORE SUNSET


Filled with engaging dialogue, Before Sunset is a witty, poignant romance, with natural chemistry between Hawke and Delpy. Nine years ago, two strangers met by chance, spent a night together in Vienna, and parted before sunrise. Now, they're about to cross paths again--in Paris--where they will get the chance we all wish we had: to find out what might have been. The only problem is they have just a few hours to figure out if they belong together.

Personal Notes:

1. Same stars... Same Story-telling

2. Lots of Nice Memorable Quotes (I Love it)

3. SAY STOP!!!

Remembering P.Ramlee

I'm speechless now...

THIS IS RAYMOND CROOKE...

He is a MAT SALEH







THESE DUDES NAMED THEMSELVES AS BELACAN DAN PAKU....

They are AWESOME...

these guys are not malaysians... they are american people...

they've done an awesome job...

do enjoy the clip... this is a recreation version of pendekar bujang lapok...

Personal Notes:
1. i am speechless
2. al-fatihah P.Ramlee
3. Mat saleh is taken from "mad sailor" the calling is for caucasians in malaysia. it was taken from the colonial age when most of the british sailors at that time always drunk at nights.
4. there was a bro named pak leman called them mad sailors but misheard by local people and yet until now it is called MAT SALEH... i west ham till ai dddie!!!
5. hey, it is just a calling... just like paki for south asian people and negro for negroids... and yanks for american people
6. jesus was spelled JESUS since jerusalem was under Roman Empire... the pronunciation was Yehushua...

Kuala Lumpur

p. ramlee was a hypocrite...
he was praising the city that brought him devastation and humiliation...

even though kuala lumpur brought him to the downfall and humiliation... he stood still and composed a remarkable song which soothed our ears and mind...

who had influenced him to compose this such song?

he never held grudge on people... including medias who were constantly humiliating him along his life...
he sat at the canteen... embarrassed... devastated and ashamed...

by the way this is his tribute to kuala lumpur...
such a remarkable song...



PERSONAL NOTES:
1. i am proud of being a kuala lumpur boy
2. Thanks to the late.
3. al-fatihah p.ramlee

P. Ramlee

P. Ramlee...

i used to hate him...
because he didn't show what malay people did in the past.
as he potrayed malay people as people who spoke in a schematic way of speaking bahasa melayu (BAKU) in most of his movies...

"di bawah sinaran bulan purnama..."

"mengapakah kau dilahirkan sebagi manusia"

come on... who speaks like that...

but the truth about him was... he was a son of an acheh sailor... so he had gotten the accents of penang and acheh... plus... he never been outside of penang since he was 14... and he was not based in kuala lumpur in his early humble life as a CLAPPER BOY...

Thanks to Shuhaimi Baba for directing a documentary about P.Ramlee...
the documentary is about the life P.Ramlee had had, the early life, rise, rockbottom, love, sacrifice, marriage, royalty and "royalty" issues, betrayal, his broken unfulfilled dream of making a colour film and his sudden death...

i feel so ashamed by malaysian media's treatment on him... they used to boo him and the betrayal of his record company so as lee kuan yew who hates malay.

P.RAMLEE WAS DIED AT 44. HE WAS BROKE... AND BROKEN...

al-fatihah

PART ONE



PART TWO



PART THREE



PART FOUR



PART FIVE



PART SIX



PART SEVEN


PERSONAL NOTES:
1. after he was kicked out of singapore by lee kuan yew, he was based in kl... and ibrahim din and tompel spoke "PASAR" language
2. anakku sazali dengarlah...
3. tunggu sekejab...
4. kurt cobain was 27, sid vicious was 21, jimmy hendrix was 27, p.ramlee was 44... he will be remembered after his death...
5. FREDDIE MERCURY LEFT AT 45

“Ana Kuala Lumburi”

Means I am a Kuala Lumpur citizen in Arabic. Speaking about Arabic, some people (Malay) claim themselves pious since they know a bit of Arabic. Why? They knew a bit of Arabic.

And some had claimed that they are MAHADI.

That is why in most boarding schools students with a little knowledge always claim themselves as pious and knowledgeable since they knew a tiny parts of Arabic and as they are wearing robe and turban and putting an AIN instead of ALIPH, even when they speak Malay.

Speaking of accent, they are using Arabic accent in their mother tongue language such as:-

”‘I’---maam muda ‘anda” instead of “imam muda anda”

“Ya’--ni” instead of “yakni”

And even they speak Arabic and recite Al-Fatihah, they intended to put excessive efforts on their Arabic recitation by breaking the law of makhraj and the way to recite.

“A’ssalamu a’laikum” instead of “As-salamu-a’laikum”.

That is why people misunderstood the concept of Islam in order to look wise, they offered themselves to be judged from the façade. And the verdict:-

“A’khmed” instead of “Ahmad”-with the khlef…

And to put stupid Malay on top is to let a poseur of Islam to be an Imam for Maghrib and Isyak prayers since he was asleep during dawn.

“A’------------min”

Personal Notes:

1. videos below are not related to this fiction

2. it is just a fiction.

3. i was in AGAMA school where students love to spread fitna and take oath...

how cool is having moustaches?

why is having moustaches so popular for most tamil actors and most indian people???

an indian friend of mine , ravi who works as a waiter at restoran devi's hartamas told me that men with moustaches are sexy. women love to be kissed on the lips thus the kisses may arouse them when there is  frictions between their lips with their man/men's moustaches... (as been claimed by him)... geli sial...

there are other factors that lead men to grow moustaches...

1. sake of art

2. influence of tamil heroes

3. to look brave and violent

4. to look more mature

5. sake of religion

these are pictures of people (icons) when they were in "clean state" and in moustaches...

Salvador Dali - A Catalan brilliant artist

TO MISTER MIYAGI!!!!!!!!

Hulk Hogan - Wrestling Legend

Che Guevara - Cuba's Revolution Hero

Mahatma Gandhi - India's Father

Freddie Mercury - My Idol

Albert Einstein - E=m[c(square)]

Stalin - Soviet's Father

Super Mario - ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching

And for those who have girlfriends with moustaches, you should appreciate and accept the fact that your  girl is one of a kind...

Personal notes:

1. majority of policemen grow moustaches

2. most women don't realise that they are growing moustaches (obviously)

3. i shave

“Every end is a new beginning.”

“You don’t have to study and be like me- a reality TV singer.”- A reality TV singer

”When I was a kid I always wanted to be a doctor but THANK GOD now I am a reality TV star with no SPM at all.”- A reality TV winner

“I don’t know who your father was and you so do you, my angel daughter... never knew who the father of your son.”-A mother who is always straightening a wet thread.

“But the kid is not my son.”-The late Michael Jackson

These legalized stuff said and quoted by people that contributed (so so) so much in our life encouraged us to believe than to know. It feels like we are putting them as our poles of guidance. Say, If I l love her, does that mean that I have to be clingy and be controlled by her 24-7 so that she would love me back? If I adore him, does that mean that I have to be an as-siddiq to accept all his teachings and preaches and his political rhetoric? It is quite disturbing when people badmouthing people that we love.

“If you believe it’s in my soul” or “If you believe it’s in my heart”?

“Poker face” or “Poke-her-face”?

And the illumination goes on and on and on like an old teacher from Damansara encouraged her son to be a dancer in a dance group and to participate in a Reality-TV show about dancing. She supported her son after she watch a Reality TV show about singing which showed a transformation of a small time rubber tapper into a pitch-less instant noodle superstar.

He formed a band. For Malays, band means a group of musicians. So how about the Band of Brothers?

He formed the band named ‘Da Crewz’. They danced at the school’s canteen. The chicks loved them while the boys hated them. They applied eyeliners so they could look cool and ‘emo’ and by doing those actions may lead their desks to be filled with love letters and applications to be their step-sisters. But the hope was vanished since the concept of letters was so outdated. School kids own hand phones which work both ways. They started a fan page for themselves. They even printed their band shirts. Their phones kept on beeping with incoming messages from flat chicks. They gave up their rempit activities and spent more money on grooming and eyeliners. They went to auditions. Rejected and rejected.

Never gave up on his dream, the son of the poor English teacher urged his dance-mates to try a new kind of dance in Malaysia called ‘shuffle’. They went to LRT stations and wore only singlet assuming that they would look cool and they kept on uploading videos

As the auditions went by, his group was finally chosen to the preliminary round of a dancing show conducted by a private television station. The heat was tough and his group was eliminated early. He blamed the choice of his dress made them eliminated.

Seriously, they sucked.

On the next day, the teacher told her students to be a good bunch students while at night she was preaching her own breed to not to be like her; broke, poor and servant. And the son bought the words for the sake of “she’s my mama” and he was fantasizing the dreams of those who have successfully win the reality TV shows and he tried to be the next silver screen star, (since he couldn’t sing). And the ending was, he quit school.

“Every end is a new beginning.”

He failed in both. Education and entertainment. But it’s OK since there are bunches of private colleges in the area of his home town. But he wouldn’t want to stay in Damansara so he took a leap outside the world.

“Every end is a new beginning.”

He became a rapper. Who knows how to rap in his own mother tongue. Without knowing English words except, “I love you” and “actually”. But at least he tried. He told the ladies that he was from Damansarra. Not Damansara. Damansarra. Her girlfriend’s name was Sarra not Sarah. And her back-up girlfriend was Farra not Farah. He went clubbing and he pierced his ears and lower lip. He left his mother behind with the reason that he had to further his studies to a place called college. Pretty far (huh?), 26km from Sungai Penchala toll gate. He drank lots of booze. Name it; Shiraz, Tequila, Apple Martini.

Like a Malay boy drinks a bottle of beer, he got drunk after a sip of Great Together (Heineken). But he challenged himself in next week’s session. He recorded his wrongdoings with those Rra-rras in his iPhone which he bought it with his PTPTN money at local Apple merchandiser and sadly, the phone was stolen by his room mate, Far-Roque not Farouk from Put-Rra-jaya.

The videos got uploaded on the tube, not youtube, the ‘other’ tube. And he got kicked out from his private university and he went back home and kept himself grounded. He wanted to lodge a police report saying that his phone had been stolen by his best friend but his best friend’s father was an influential politician. Yeah. He was afraid to do so. So he just removed Far-Roque from his friend list on facebook and deleted all the photos they were tagged together.

“Every end is a new beginning.”- He hanged himself.

And the poor old teacher was still cursing her students until her retirement. Blaming the government for causing rakyat in dirt poor...

Mama, I don’t want to die. I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

“Every end is a new beginning.”

Bunk or Junk?

I Love the way this dude plays guitar... TOTALLY RESPECT HIM... (not them... Michael angelo batio)

Personal Notes:
1.  I respect the band..
2. This video makes chicks wet... TOTALLY
3. This video inspires schoolboys to be like them
4. The title doesn't suit with the video. "BUNKFACE TOTALLY RIPS WITH SUPER FAST GUITAR PLAYING SKILLS"
5. Electric Guitars need Cables. Poor director, he/she didn't know how to lie... (see 0:40)
6. They should represent Malaysia in this tournament:--------SEE BELOW

“Mahathir patut ‘taubat nasuha’” by person who supposed to do ‘taubah nasuha’ –PART TWO

 So what’s wrong if I use words like taubah nasuha???

They use bar mitzvah and mazel tov… and those words have no red under-wave at all…

So as amok and compound. They took it from Malay language.:

Amok

•  is a term for a killing spree perpetrated by an individual out of rage or resentment over perceived mistreatment. An uncontrollable rage.
• Thanks Rudyard Kipling for making this term popular.

Compound (noun)

• an enclosure containing residences, business offices, or other establishments of Europeans
• “Get away from my compound!!!”
• (in Africa) a similar enclosure for native labourers
• any enclosure, esp. for prisoners of war
• any separate cluster of homes, often owned by members of the same family.
• TAKEN FROM WORD… KAMPUNG

A word will be a word if we precisely use the word and soon it will be entered in dictionary. For example:-

• Va-va-voom = good goods and fair fashion (QUOTED BY  nonetheless, THIERRY HENRY)
• Bootylicious = Beyonce says that bootylicious means beautiful, bountiful and bouncy (BY DESTINY'S CHILD)
• Boycott = taken from a mean land agent in Ireland named Capt. Charles Cunningham Boycott

Personal Notes:

1. Kamus Dewan is still in 4th Edition. "Rempit" is "the act of whipping with a cane".

2. There is no such word as POYO in Kamus Dewan
3. CANGGIH WAS INTRODUCED BY ANWAR IBRAHIM
4. I HATE ANWAR IBRAHIM

“Mahathir patut ‘taubat nasuha’” by person who supposed to do ‘taubah nasuha’ –PART ONE

Mesmerising/mesmerizing thoughts and quotes also can be obtained when a thought-giver is a popular person who wants to cover his loop holes. Just like straightening a wet thread when there is no thread on you(English for menegakkan benang yang basah walaupun ketika itu tanpa seurat benang). The same cliché happens when you put a stupid Malay on top of an organization. And my Microsoft Word keeps changing “-s-” to “-z-”. (So all of you must know that I am a Malaysian who holds two citizenships of English spelling). I got confused. Are we using British or American spelling?


colour or color?
neighbour or neighbor?
organisation or organization?
realise or realize?
aeroplane or airplane?
aluminium or aluminum?
arse or ass?
bogeyman or boogeyman?
eyrie or aerie?
pyjamas or pajamas?
moustache or mustache?
speciality or specialty?
chilli or chili?
draughtsmen or draftsmen?
kerb or curb?
tyre or tire?
mail or post?
boot or trunk?
sofa or couch?




How about accent???

“Internet” or “In-ner-net”?

It shocked me when my English teacher said that we don’t have to put accent in our English speaking when her words didn’t relate to what she did. “You don’t haf tu pud an ak-cent in your spee-ch”

-British… Totally British…

When a typical Indian speaks “Shattab” (shut up) in a normal conversation, did he use any accent? Shattab sounds like Hindustani, but can it be considered as an accent?

For a remark, accent means:-

“A superior force of voice or of articulative effort upon some particular syllable of a word or a phrase, distinguishing it from others.”-artdictionary.com

Please don’t buy this, don’t even bother to believe it. Try to know the fact. Start Google-ing. Fact check, checked!


Personal Notes:
1. British spelling is used in Commonwealth Countries
2. Malaysia is a Commonwealth Country
3. Malaysia is calling it Handphone when the world is calling it Mobile Phone
4. Not only that, KIV (keep in view) when the world is kept on file
5. also MC (medical certificate). The world = Sick note
6. Mee vs noodles
7. IC vs ID
8. Malaysia is using bonnet for storing hood when the actual fact is bonnet is for the hood that holds the engine. :)
9.  I LOVE MALAYSIA

The same cliché happens when you put a stupid Malay on top

All I am saying is since we were back in the genesis of Malay archipelagos and Malay Dilemma, people had always be on the other side. Fortune, women and throne made them go ‘a-round’ against the ruling entity. Hang Tuah had never failed SPM because Hang Tuah had never existed. “Hang-Tu-Ah”. So as Hang Jebat or Hang Kebun. Why Hang? Why Hang? Why Hang? I think Professor Emeritus Tan Sri Khoo Kay Kim could answer this question.

The name of "Zulqarnain" is mentioned ten times in The Quran. Zulqarnain means “The Man with Two Horns”.

“Zu- Al-Qarnain”

Was he Alexander The Great or Cyrus The Great? Or none of the above? In this world, about 9/10 of the world’s history are currently gone and leave us in clueless state. Even the Jews until now do not know how to pronounce the name of their god, YHWH. Some of them called it YAHWEH or JEHOVAH

But most people embrace the Darwin’s Theory about Evolution. Apes? Beruk Mat Yeh? We were apes, now we are standing tall as men. Soon, after lots of McDonald’s Fries we will be pigs with ridiculously large hams.

Not running from the topic, ‘putting a stupid Malay on top’

Eras came and gone. I keep on wondering, will Malaysia be a peaceful and harmony country if that Bukit Segambut resident takes the government? Or in the next general election (now is 2010), will I see a one-eyed “God” as been claimed by rumors that the end of time will be in 2012? Specifically, 20-12-2012?

Who’s the good and who’s the evil now? Back in 1997 when Tony Blair devastated John Major with his word in words, “Weak, weak, weak”, didn’t it sound so rude for the pro-government yet inspiring for the anti-establishment people?

Yet, the coolest thing to do on Earth is to be an anti-establishment. It was quoted to me by a best friend of mine, Mimay. I can see the truth abouth he said. I do believe and I know it does make sense. Yeah Mimay, I used to be called “The Story Stealer”.

“You cannot judge a person based from the prejudice of the past”

I am a soon to be a professional where professionalism is the key of my professionalism so this is it:-

There was Person A with an unfortunate period in the past and Person B with a stinking heart all the time.

Put one situation, a university, a local university. In that university there was a society, a group which claimed themselves as future consultants with confusions on when and how to use the words ‘consult’, ‘consulting’ and ‘consultant’. 

There was a society presidency election where everybody had voted A to win. And A had won the presidency by 100% mandate without a challenger. But B had tried to seduce everybody putting bad things this and that on A since he was dreaming to be a president. B was a loser back in his primary and adolescent days. 

Plus, he was a plus-one semester when he was in his diploma age. Thus, he planted stories on A and said that C was way better than A. They didn’t buy the words of B. Then B passed the fitna and badmouthing A through his little group of part seven-ers to the advisor of the organization. And the advisor bought the words. And the words were spreading as racing cars to the ears of the voters which were the students of the advisor. Thinking so much of the concept of BERKAT from lecturers, the voters turned out to accept the nomination of B… NO, the election of B to succeed A. At last A stepped down and gave B the presidency as B is the successor. B didn’t win by vote. He was chosen by mandate by A. Does that make B a good leader? 

Let me remind you again, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

Hey, what happened to C?

“Well, actually… I don’t even want the throne and I don’t even know about all the brags about me… In the name of God I don’t even know about this.”

Yeah… Bull Shit… Bull Shit…

Don’t thank me for being honest.

Speaking of Berkat or blessing, as far as I am a believer of Abraham’s faith, let me remind you again that all the knowledge is from God. And in this perspective of berkat from a small-time lecturer, the knowledge itself came from the notes that she plagiarized and photo-copied for her students and yet, she didn’t claim the berkat things but the students themselves were afraid if she might give the berkat or curse the knowledge that she had given. Ironically, she is paid to give knowledge. A mother will never give up her son. But she was not their mother. Afraid of getting failed, the students followed the instructions of B and B was not controlled by proxy. Yes he was controlled by proxy. And now who’s talking? -The advisor herself. 


Outside the campus, there is a party which de-facto-ed by a husband while the presidency is for?


Sorry to say but it's his wife... :)


Close-proximity... :)

The situation also can be implemented from a neighbouring country which the former Prime Minister became The Senior Minister and then became The Mentor Minister. He is a great worker. He was the Prime Minister of that country when he was 36. The difference is:- He's Chinese...

Yeah right. They had had a book written by Sun Tzu for thousands of years. but we Malay???

Always passing the knowledge and superstitious beliefs via ORAL... THEY WRITE


And the verdict: All Hikayats about bullshit where the stories are claimed as urban legends in Thailand and Indonesia. Thanks the British and the Dutch for separating Malaysia and Indonesia. :)

Yes, the world will always be like this.


P.S: Kurdistan is in four countries after WWI: Syria, Turkey, Iran and Iraq.