“Ana Kuala Lumburi”

Means I am a Kuala Lumpur citizen in Arabic. Speaking about Arabic, some people (Malay) claim themselves pious since they know a bit of Arabic. Why? They knew a bit of Arabic.

And some had claimed that they are MAHADI.

That is why in most boarding schools students with a little knowledge always claim themselves as pious and knowledgeable since they knew a tiny parts of Arabic and as they are wearing robe and turban and putting an AIN instead of ALIPH, even when they speak Malay.

Speaking of accent, they are using Arabic accent in their mother tongue language such as:-

”‘I’---maam muda ‘anda” instead of “imam muda anda”

“Ya’--ni” instead of “yakni”

And even they speak Arabic and recite Al-Fatihah, they intended to put excessive efforts on their Arabic recitation by breaking the law of makhraj and the way to recite.

“A’ssalamu a’laikum” instead of “As-salamu-a’laikum”.

That is why people misunderstood the concept of Islam in order to look wise, they offered themselves to be judged from the façade. And the verdict:-

“A’khmed” instead of “Ahmad”-with the khlef…

And to put stupid Malay on top is to let a poseur of Islam to be an Imam for Maghrib and Isyak prayers since he was asleep during dawn.

“A’------------min”

Personal Notes:

1. videos below are not related to this fiction

2. it is just a fiction.

3. i was in AGAMA school where students love to spread fitna and take oath...